Hymns

I received this as an email that was being passed around, so now it found a home here on my blog, just waiting to be read and laughed at...

The Dentist’s hymn – Crown him with many crowns

The Weather man’s hymn – There shall be showers of blessings

The Contractor’s hymn – The church’s one foundation

The Tailor’s hymn – Holy, holy, holy

The golfer’s hymn – there is a green hill far away

The Politian’s hymn – standing on the promises

The Optometrist’s hymn – Open my eyes that I may see

The IRS agent’s hymn – I surrender all

The gossip’s hymn – pass it on

The electritian’s hymn – send out your light

The shopper’s hymn – sweet by and by

For Those Who Drive:

45 mph – God will take care of you

55 mph – Guide me O thou great Jehovah

65 mph – Nearer my God to thee

75 mph – Nearer still nearer

85 mph – This world is not my home

95 mph – Lord I’m coming home

Over 100 mph – Precious Memories